Yes when I was checking on my blog today, this song greeted me. Lonely by Akon. I was hacked! Back in 2005/2006 I suka sangat lagu ni. I was away from my parents. I was soooo lonely Everytime I hear this song I will be brought back to the time I spent in Penang…

OK back to this hacking thingy. Mungkin diorang buat suka-suka je. Sebab it was only homepage defacement and my WordPress password was changed. Selalu kena hack sampai kena reset itu ini, kena cari di celah-celah file yang beratus tu mana yang dah dijangkiti. But this one is mild. No other damage was done but PLEASE don’t do it again.

Walaupun mild, I marah OK! I tak senyum pun! Tengok ni:

I don’t mind if they want to challenge themselves and break into websites with REALLY tight security. But my blog? Seriously, man? Memang tak patut, dan tak ada faedah langsung. I mean, yes you had fun making my blog look funny for a few hours. But what do you get afterwards? What kind of satisfaction it is, knowing that one innocent soul is having a HARD TIME (I have very limited knowledge in website management) getting her blog back on just because of your weird hobby?

If you still have satisfaction, continue reading. As a normal, flawed human, I can’t promise I TAK menyumpah. Berkilo-kilo sumpahan I dah cakap hari ni untuk you all yang talented sangat tak bertempat ni,

Credit to memecenter.com

for example:

“I hope you get hit by a truck/lorry/elephant” or
“I hope you rot in hell, if you don’t go to hell, I hope you go to hell first so you can rot” or
“I hope your laptop gets struck by lightning” or
“I hope you work in McD andserve me Big Mac”  (OK takde kena mengena) or
“I hope you step on Lego and paralyzed” or
“I hope your face gets a lot of pimple that pops every time you speak” and yadaa yadaa.

Eh sorry lah I’m a girl. I nag a lot when I’m pissed. You just hacked my baby! Pfft! Walaupun I tak sebut nama korang secara specific tapi TUHAN tahu I sumpah siapa and technically I dalam golongan teraniaya. Jadi secara automatik segala sumpahan bodoh itu mungkin jadi nyata. I must tell you this. Girls REALLY know how to curse! Even that pimple thingy is scary enough! And there. You haven’t just ruined my day. You also have ruined your life in a way.

Remember, karma is a bitch. *goyang-goyang jari*

Remember this. It’s OK to have weird hobbies. Just don’t let any soul suffer just to satisfy your weird desire OK? If you want to challenge yourself, why not hack each other’s blog? You have a TEAM, right? I’m sure every member has their own set of skills. So take turns to build a website (not a bodoh WordPress like mine… I’m sure you’re better than that) and let other members hack. Tengok sapa lebih power. Sapa kalah belanja Pizza.

OR… Since you guys know so much about hacking and security breaking, create plugins or even a security system and sell to make money. A passion, according to a good friend of mine, can make you a millionaire if it’s being used on the right way. So do it healthy!

Wassalam. Thank you for reading!